When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
by Jotasof September 11, 2017
Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
by Unicornspunk123 December 18, 2017
by Hairy tuft March 02, 2021
A Unicorn Swirl is when the male in the relationship takes he’s penis and swirls it in to a circle and the woman throws up in the middle and the male has to eat it off his dick
by sickdickman April 01, 2021
Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances
Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020
Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
by Hoopamix "the word master" April 06, 2018
by Unicorn perv January 03, 2015