by Erb Toh June 11, 2020
A Unicorn Robot is a tool used by Females and/or homosexual Males as a form of deep masterbation.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
Chloe: “Hey, girls! You want to try my Unicorn Robot?”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
by kakaree February 26, 2019
two lovers are deeply in love and get to the stage of wanting yo have a 69 then they want to do doggy style but theyre scared their partner doesn't feel the same so they are afraid it will lead to rape, the woman wants anal and wants to suck her partner off but the man just wants to get his dick in her no matter what and eventually they have their night together in bed they wake up with bodily liquid everywhere, then they wake up to realised they fucked so hard the mans dick got stuvk inside of her, but they get it out and the woman pops out twins out of her fanny!!!! he ends it by saying ill rupture your insides anyday baby cakes xoxoxoxo they gives her love bites and they have sex all day in front of their new born twins so they witness baby porn!!!!!!1
YEAH GUYS, you'll never guess what... we finally did it, we did unicorn rupture sex, it was amazing ill do it anytime he can get back in my bed!!!!!!!
by sugardaddyyyyy October 26, 2017
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by -lul June 26, 2018
by Obama lover 1 December 17, 2019
Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
by DT Smith March 26, 2008

