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Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.

It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.

Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.
My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back
by YesMan1111 February 22, 2011
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Slang for semen used within the gay community.
Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!
by LuvMashine March 29, 2017
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Her hands were so skilled that I had to give her a tall, frothy glass of unicorn milk.
by UnicornMilk September 17, 2009
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