42
a fluffy animal that is believed to be mythical, and is usually known to be rainbow, sparkly, fluffy, pink, etc.
unicorns are the best thing in the world!
by santicorncob February 15, 2018
44
An Uber or Lyft ride the driver receives and completes which is a long-distance ride that lasts for over 45 minutes and it also has a surge multiplier attached to it, and ends up costing the rider a large sum of money and the driver earns an unusually large sum of money.
Uber driver: I received a unicorn today, I made $350 on a trip from Palm Springs to San Diego when I picked my passenger up in a surge area!
by violaman January 30, 2019
45
Unicorn : a mythical sexy male who thoroughly enjoys going down on women.
Not just to get her to reciprocate either, he honestly doesn't even care if she touches him.
This magnificent bastard doesn't just say he likes doing it like those trashy chads who late all talk and no....tongue...
He craves it and if he decides he is having you for dinner you best set the table and show him some damn manners.
If you catch a glimpse of him in his natural habitat between your legs you will see the pure joy that comes across his face as you try and pull away because it's just too much. He thrives on the words "I can't take any more" and making you consider religious pursuits
The mark of a true unicorn is once you have come once to pull you back in and make you go again even if you think you can't -he will make it happen and you will end up questioning your life choices and why you have gotten this far in life without knowing you can come like that.
A unicorn also comes with a expiry date as nothing this good should be squandered for one person. You won't really feel like trying to pursue anything anyway as conversations are difficult when he has a mouth full of... you
It is your duty as a woman to set him free to make another sis his lunch.
Have your fun and release him back into the wild as he cannot be tamed.
It's like how if you are blind your sense of hearing can be heightened - this guy is just not good at any other interaction with a female.
And that's ok.
Bon appetite
Not just to get her to reciprocate either, he honestly doesn't even care if she touches him.
This magnificent bastard doesn't just say he likes doing it like those trashy chads who late all talk and no....tongue...
He craves it and if he decides he is having you for dinner you best set the table and show him some damn manners.
If you catch a glimpse of him in his natural habitat between your legs you will see the pure joy that comes across his face as you try and pull away because it's just too much. He thrives on the words "I can't take any more" and making you consider religious pursuits
The mark of a true unicorn is once you have come once to pull you back in and make you go again even if you think you can't -he will make it happen and you will end up questioning your life choices and why you have gotten this far in life without knowing you can come like that.
A unicorn also comes with a expiry date as nothing this good should be squandered for one person. You won't really feel like trying to pursue anything anyway as conversations are difficult when he has a mouth full of... you
It is your duty as a woman to set him free to make another sis his lunch.
Have your fun and release him back into the wild as he cannot be tamed.
It's like how if you are blind your sense of hearing can be heightened - this guy is just not good at any other interaction with a female.
And that's ok.
Bon appetite
"I went on a date with that guy last night and it was great but I won't see him again .... he is a unicorn... do you want his number?"
by Harlicain October 30, 2020
47
A mysterious creature born from the mating of a narwhal and a horse, they are given the horn of the narwhal, the body and head of a horse, and a beauty like no other. It is common for them to be in odd colors, such as blue or purple, the rarer ones are gold or silver. Due to the fact that a unicorn horn can be used to overthrow the government, they have been hunted to near extinction. Now there are only small clans of unicorns, but if you can find one, treasure it and soon it will grow wings and you will become king of the world.
by TheUnicornRider December 15, 2012
48
A unicorn is a extremely attractive man/woman who is dating someone who is way less than average looking. The term unicorn is used to describe it because, 1) it was some magical/mythical shit they got together. 2) there is no way it will ever happen again (once in a lifetime type thing) 3) the extremely less than average looking one will never do anything to lose his/her unicorn.
That's a unicorn
by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015