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Somebody who steals your heart, the apple of your eye. It doesn't matter if they know who you are or not: you know them. They are your everything and you just hope that one day, they will love you just as you love them.
by WishingWell25 November 13, 2014
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A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011
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A mythical creature, typically one you meet out and get along with perfectly, your ideal, yet fail to get a number from. And without a moments notice they are gone.
You: Damn, that girl/guy was everything I am looking for.
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
by topher730 November 10, 2014
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n. YOU-ni-corn
A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.
Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.
A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.
A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.
Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.
A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.
A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
Some believe that Donald Trump is a captured unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
by LittleMissLily May 07, 2017
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(noun)
1) Someone so unique they only lived in your dreams.. Until you meet them in the flesh..
2) An event so life changing it makes life worth living
3) (deprecated) A startup that's worth more than a billion dollars
1) Someone so unique they only lived in your dreams.. Until you meet them in the flesh..
2) An event so life changing it makes life worth living
3) (deprecated) A startup that's worth more than a billion dollars
This guy I met last night - I feel like I've known him my whole life. The way he talks about Coltrane, Miles. I didn't realize that there was someone who loves jazz more than I do. I guess unicorns do exist after all.
I had an epiphany last night. Went to the light show and realized that if you love something enough, you can make a living out of it. A true unicorn encounter.
I had an epiphany last night. Went to the light show and realized that if you love something enough, you can make a living out of it. A true unicorn encounter.
by klyd3r February 22, 2018
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The best mythical creature of all time and I’m not going to change my mind and if you don’t think so than stop being salty
Unicorns are the best
by I_love_baby_yoda February 14, 2021