*rip*
Girl: what was that

Boy: nothing uh haha
Girl: don't you dare tell me it ripped
Boy: uh then I won't...
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Boy: my bad?
Yeah he was kind of an unexpected pregnancy.
by Itsyaboi_88 August 10, 2017
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A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.
E.G

Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd
by Tjdjmaster May 30, 2008
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A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the like will utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.
by Protestant of Protestants April 19, 2016
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*saLUEtes with force*
by cheeseguy September 17, 2004
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The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.
“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man”
by SlangForDays October 21, 2020
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When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.
My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.
by DrSmooth May 30, 2005
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When something that unexpected and awesome happen.
"I reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks"
"Nice man, unexpected titties"
by kilomack March 07, 2011
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