When playing a video or music on a computer, ipod, or other mp3 device. The audio was unexpectedly turned all the ways up, and blasts your eardrums out. Sometimes causing you to make the face of an orgasm.
My ears are still ringing from the Unexpected Eargasm i just had
by the randomer1234 February 26, 2011
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When you are about to nut, but you dont tell her that you are...then nut all over her face unexpectedly.
I WAS gonna tell her that I was about to bust, but I decided to give her an unexpected surprise!
by Why him? October 07, 2018
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Usually coined in for being a sarcastic say when something you expected to happen, happens.
Ted - "So Johnny missed school today."

Frank - "Wow how unexpected"
by Junnnno May 27, 2016
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When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)
Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet
by Upwards draft November 12, 2019
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When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake it like a tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.
Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on the sink.
by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014
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When you are of a different race or color in a foreign country and an African-American proceeds to call you a Nigga
You have taken part in a process called "Unexpected Niggary"
Foreigner: Hi i am new in this country do you know where i can find the movie theater?
African American: Yeah sure my nigga take a left by walmart then continue for a mile
You have just been unexpectedly Niggad. Unexpected Niggary
by Unexpected Quotes October 08, 2018
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Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...
It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.
by vonstrosity September 08, 2016
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