1.fathers brother
2.to be cool
3.to be fast
look at my uncle he is so uncle and look how uncle he is.
by matthere September 05, 2003
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To be not one bit cool. To be like your loser uncle.

Syn: Tool
The thirty-five year old would always attend undergrad parties. He is a complete uncle.
by Brugz February 25, 2003
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uncle is a song by the new band NRD. It goes like this:
'I'm just an uncle,
I'm not a grandpa
They wanna smell me
cuz im an uncle
uncle...(X5)
You say you want me there
for infinity
but every time i come you look at my facility
facility...(X5)
Hey, uncle, you're so fine,
you use your foot to kick my hind hey, uncle, hey uncle
hey, did you get that new NRD album with 'Uncle' on it?
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Someone who rapes you whenever he has the chance.
Timmy: What's that it's SO big

Uncle: Oh that it's but my cock.

Timmy: What's a coc-----.

Uncle: Here you go...
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Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.
We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.

Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.

Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.
by Mr.OVERWIT January 21, 2018
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to take a shite
hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.
by Dan the Man From Manchester February 17, 2018
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Your proper rice cooker, better than Gordon Ramsay
-You've seen the video with Uncle Roger cooking rice?

-Hell yeah man that guy is way better than Ramsay
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