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An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14
Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...
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May 21 Word of the Day
n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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sex with a man who doesn't have an erection
"Hey man you will never believe what happened last night. I met this smoking blonde at the bar and took her home. But sadly I had too much whiskey and when it came time to get some action I was only able to give her the uncle pedro. She got mad and left."
by cmm85 March 28, 2012
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A person who is a pedophile, they are commonly the uncles and Pedro sounds like pedo.
Person one: "dude my uncle Bill is such a pedophile"
Person two: "wow you have an uncle Pedro"

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Person one: "I like children"
Person two: "Alright, uncle Pedro"
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