Urban Dictionary: Uncle

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

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Uncle

- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.

I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

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