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Someone who rapes you whenever he has the chance.
Timmy: What's that it's SO big

Uncle: Oh that it's but my cock.

Timmy: What's a coc-----.

Uncle: Here you go...
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That family member who farts because everyone else is farting.
Your being such an uncle right now
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Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.
Man look at that Uncle over there”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”
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uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it
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1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.

2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .
"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy
by An intelegent human January 20, 2020
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