The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing
My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass
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- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

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The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.
Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
by The Real Jink July 11, 2006
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A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.
Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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He is the one that is with us on our campaign.
On the road to the campaign tonight
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed
by Master Of Nations December 22, 2020
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