Uncle Steve is your creepy uncle

Who your grandma is ashamed of

And is always crying about it.

You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties

And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.

Your mom tells you not to talk to him.

It's probably best if you listened to mom.

He's probably not safe.

We all have an uncle Steve.

That stupid uncle you have that goes around playing poker in Vegas blowing his money than going fishing with the little bit he has left.