The gross uncle you were never told you had. He makes bad jokes and often links them to his unnamed ex-wife. Said jokes usually only get one laugh.

(Uncle Nole is a character by Noel Miller)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.