An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.