Uncle- Somebody who tells bad jokes, is basically the family handyman, is always drunk, and his favorite movie is his favorite because someone from WWE Stars in it.
"That dude over there is such an Uncle"
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by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005
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Your mother or fathers brother
They are always harassing you and constantly putting their dick in yo ass!
They are always harassing you and constantly putting their dick in yo ass!
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by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007
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A kid who always acts above his age, such as by using big words to make him seem older and wiser. Doesn't act or behave like a normal kid would because he wants to act "mature".
Timmy: Hey Philbert, you wanna join us on the swings with me and the others?
Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.
Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.
Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.
Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.
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by qwerty August 22, 2004
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