Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle
Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!
Andrew: say uncle!!
Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!
Andrew: say uncle!!
by Andrew Won April 09, 2007
The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.
Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
by The Real Jink July 11, 2006
A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
On the road to the campaign tonight
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed
by Master Of Nations December 22, 2020
by Big BBQ Bill February 11, 2018