Urban Dictionary: Uncle A

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco

Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!

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That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.

Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me

by Uncle Jeff May 23, 2019

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The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing

My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass

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You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you

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The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.

I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.

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Exclaimation meaning "I give up".

Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*

by B3++y January 29, 2005

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When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.

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