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The written form of the sound heard in most club music. This word describes a heavy bass tone (un) then a cymbal strike (ce.) Try saying it yourself, pronouncing the un as deep as possible. It sounds a lot like a club beat!
Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce, that's all I ever hear when I go by that building! Most be a club.
by Frank Hughes December 11, 2003
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Club music, techno, the basic sound you hear when we feel like dancing.
"Yeah, nothing's better than a bunch of sweaty men humping each other with music going 'unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce'.....

:dancing:

Aww, why'd you stop?"
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A Derogatory term, meaning loser, fool, or ignoramus.
Quit trying to take the TV remote unce!
by Marius Thermopylae August 28, 2019
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use in techno, trace, house, most club music.For all you dumbasses that think "unce, unce, unce" is partyboy from jackass, its not.in fact, for thinking it was partyboy, god will destroy your chances of being accepted into his kingdom.
dude 1:unce unce unce unce!
dude 2:i love partyboy!
Dude 1:......(pulls out gun)
gun:pow!!!
by demon fang September 11, 2006
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The replacement for any word.
Preferably used as a sexual innuendo without there really being any sexual innuendo whatsoever.

The equivalent to the sound heard from common dance clubs but with an added twist. Those who understand the unstated meaning are able to enjoy it.
"You and me, we're gonna unce later, k?"
"We're gonna WHAT!?"

"D'you finish that book report for Monday?"
"I'll unce it later."

"Hey you, Imma unce you in front of all these people."
"Unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce."
"Awww yeahhh!!!"
by Panzii May 25, 2008
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