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Someone who is unable to be bitched.
Mackenzie is unbitchable, unlike Derrick.

Mackenzie has held the unbitchable record for 7 years.
by digitaljinx July 30, 2020
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A god, compared to peasants(Mackenzie). NO ONES BITCH, NOT A BITCH. Just being better than everyone else.
Derrick is unbitchable compared to Mackenzie. Derrick is unbitchable a complete, GOD. Hasn't been bitched once in 7 years.
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