Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A girl who a guy hangs out with who does not serve any purpose for reproduction and the survival of the human species but is instead hung out with purely because of her friendly characteristics. There is no attraction between a man and his unbae whatsoever, they're just friends.
Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Can be used as a noun or adjective.
GF: "So, I heard you were hanging out with that cunt Laquisha."
BF: "Baby, Laquisha is so unbae it fucking hurts. You don't have to worry about her."
GF: "Damn straight"
BF: "Baby, Laquisha is so unbae it fucking hurts. You don't have to worry about her."
GF: "Damn straight"
by brandodoubleg November 16, 2014
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someone who was never bae, who also doesn't hold the capacity to be anyone's bae, ever. forced to live in a world with no bae.
that person is so unbae they make people who aren't bae look like bae.
by baeologist July 16, 2015