In Italian, this means "a piece of ass." An alternate way to say it would be "una bella fica."
"She is a piece of ass" would translate to: "È a una fica pronta."
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Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"
Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!
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Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 13, 2014
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in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.
your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'
by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011
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latino, it can mean "you're a lesbian", but also it's used when someone is switching sides when it suits their needs.
-omg sos una tortilla
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too

-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever
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