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Truly unconditional love. The kind that knows no boundaries, and the kind that truly has no end in sight. These are the couples who get refrigerator magnets made for their 50th anniversaries. These are the kind who share pillows. But most of all, these are the kind who have a love that will never, ever quit...because its' just that strong.
Jefferson City, MO is known for its' abundance of Umper, especially on the east side of town.
by CJEAK December 26, 2007
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.
* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!
by bogart March 07, 2005
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