Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.

Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.

Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo

Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.
by Pollymore August 3, 2009
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The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow February 28, 2011
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Loud Hispanic music with origins primarily in Mexico.
Check out that dude listening to the Umpa Lumpa Music.
by Comtula January 17, 2010
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Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty
by your mothers fuck buddy April 26, 2006
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when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.
dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa
by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010
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They had an Umpa-lumpa for their president!
by My_nan July 20, 2021
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