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A woman that resembles a child in persona and looks but still attracts older men.
Bob: dude, she could be ur daughter
Bill: naa brah, she just Ummeh
by playahataz159 January 11, 2010
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Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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