when a person gives one word responses in texts, chat, facebook, twitter, etc.
Amy: Heyy! Are we going out tonight?
Billy: No.

Amy: Why are you giving me an umme response?
by captain pink nose June 26, 2011
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Usually used during periods between thoughts and words ..
"umm...yeah.. Did you finish the TPS Reports yet"?
by EndertJ June 19, 2007
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A connecting phrase meant to join a sentence together after a pause for thought process. Similar to "umm."
Did you guys see that... fuckin' umm.. south park episode last night?
by Sleazy October 10, 2007
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1. A person who you would describe as more than a friend but not a girlfriend or boyfriend. It become completely obvious that you have a umm...friend if you have to think for awhile before introducing them as a friend.

2. A person who you have no-strings-attached sex with.

1. Person A: Where's Andrew?
Person B: With Jenna his umm...friend.

2. Person A: So sex?
Person B: Sure but lets just be umm...friends.

by Anya E November 10, 2008
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A filler phrase used by pretentious twits in an attempt to increase the amount of time they can hear their own voice. Only used by the most self-important of people with feigned intelligence.
Well, according to the-umm-uhh hypothesis presented in my superior argument, the interstitial atonality of my voice is umm-uhh extremely irritating. Presently, I should um-uhh terminate my life force after realizing I'm a fucking idiot.
by DreamyCream December 11, 2006
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A girl who is a unicorn. She has a pink tail. And she likes to bother everyone. Umme Kulsoums are really happy- like annoyingly happy. Help me.
by Blehdeblehphlegm February 23, 2018
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two simple words you say when you don't have an answer to the really awkward thing your friend just said. And then they go WAAAATTT ITS TRUE.... and then you reply with the same answer "umm ok"
*In a crowded place that just got quiet*
Friend: DUDE I GOTTA FART!!

You: umm ok?! 0.o

Friend: NAH MAN FOR REAL!!

You: umm ok?! 0.o
by urban_queen January 09, 2012
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