A noun. Interchangeable with the word ‘Cunt’.
Best used to describe the look given to the wearer of any England Rugby shirt with the Umbro logo.
The smooth, thin, cheap and nipple hugging material that would transform any gentleman into a cunt within seconds. Coupled with a logo and a price tag that only King Cunt of cuntsville, ruler of the cunty people would find acceptable.
Best used to describe the look given to the wearer of any England Rugby shirt with the Umbro logo.
The smooth, thin, cheap and nipple hugging material that would transform any gentleman into a cunt within seconds. Coupled with a logo and a price tag that only King Cunt of cuntsville, ruler of the cunty people would find acceptable.
‘It was a great evening until the Umbro’s walked in.’
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“Darling how do you like my new rugby polo?”
“You look like an Umbro!”
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“I’m fairly sure the referee thought he was an Umbro”
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“Jase stop wanking off that stray dog you total Umbro!”
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“Darling how do you like my new rugby polo?”
“You look like an Umbro!”
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“I’m fairly sure the referee thought he was an Umbro”
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“Jase stop wanking off that stray dog you total Umbro!”
by Not an Umbro March 02, 2021
The act of dry humping your partner until climax, typically while wearing soft clothing such as Umbro shorts.
by Danimalx87 January 15, 2009
by hnblprj June 23, 2011
A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.
by Derf, Inc. September 15, 2008
something you say when someone is mistaken, or should stop talking. pronounced "umm...bro?". similar to bruh.
by cannoli7 May 12, 2015