The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil