It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

The worst song ever.

(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather

What you do after snorting a line. Involves pulling up the side of your nose flap that you snorted the line through and sniffing real hard to get everything you just snorted in your system better.

An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a condom.

A form of pleasuring a female, where one inserts their entire forearm into a woman's vaginal passage, and expands their hand fully when inside, resembling an umbrella.