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Umbiliphone
A combination of
Umbilical
and Phone. The
cursed
name given to a
mobile phone
that constantly tethers a man to his wife/girlfriend.
Where did
Jack
go?
Oh, he's outside talking on the
umbiliphone
to his
wife
.
by
Clock Sticking
March 11, 2010
Get a
Umbiliphone
mug for your mate Bob.