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super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.
He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.
by PotatoMonkey February 28, 2009
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
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Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights shoe addict
Girl:OMG is that Umberto

Other girl:ya
Girl:I'm going to ask him out
Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend
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An extremly smart,though sometimes idiotic person.
Wow,you aced that test,you Umbertoed it!
by Loganicus September 25, 2008
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Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights. shoe addict
Girl:hay wanna go play with Umberto

Other guy:no hes to hard to beat

Umberto:Hmm (doing keep-ups with know one else in the corner very concentrate)
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Also known as "Scumbertos", it is the home of Silvio and extremely shitty pizza, with your choice of topping including dirty toenails, pubic hair, or Silvio's nasty saliva. They also have the peutrid garlic puffs, made of absolute grease. And as you wait for your meal, take your time to read the crappy poem of the world's shittiest garlic puffs, you might find that you lose your appetite immediatly and/or just shake your head. You will find that not only kids eat here for going out to lunch, but you will also find lazy workers who seek a time off from there horrible job. Ask Silvio's great assistant (If you are unable to identify him, he's the one who hasn't shaved for a week and has a grey comb over, greasy shirt, and terrible accent) for anything and listen for the abnoxious "TWO PUFF" no matter what you order. If you would like to come here, come to Fair Haven and you will spot it right next to the fake shitty Number 1 Chinese.
Andrew: Where do you want to go out to lunch today?
Alex: Yo, let's hit Umberto's, and wolf down some shitty Garlic Puffs.
by Saint Seer April 06, 2008
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a dickhead man-whore who pretends to like girls just to get laid.
friend: hey where where you last night?
guy: oh, i was out with stephy and got laid.
friend: you pulled an umberto?
guy: yep.
by 1300699906 January 12, 2009
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