an ugly ass gay ass Mexican dude that says the n word wayyyyy too much and has tiny hickies, built like a spoon with a giant ass head and curls that your dick will get stuck in but on the bright side he will let you braid his pubes. But probably homeless

The name can be found on numerous of declined credit cards cut in half.
He hides many of his insecurities by swiping his card, at the same time crossing his tiny fingers that it doesn’t decline the transaction.
In terms of relationships, well it’s a lost cause really. Sucks because at the end of a relationship, it’s possible he never knew it started after he saw his tires slashed.
But damn does he got a big dick. Oh well.
He prefers older women, like if he has a chance.

He doesn’t even know what’s good for him even when it’s right in front of him or down on him.

But subconsciously, till this day with gray hairs he dreams of that one girl, the one and only.

A female dog who licks bums and was dropped by his mother when he was born because he was rejected by everyone and turns out to be a battttttyyyyy boy

A small piece of crap town located in the middle of nowhere.... In pennyslvania..... Theres not even a stop light, their best buisness, is the old saw mill, and their best restaurant, is a diner....

Someone’s gamertag

When ya boy starts being gay and he needs to stop by eating so many cupcakes, he gets fat. Then his girlfriend leaves him and says "You're fat, now i don't want you." Then this kid named Gabe gets with the fat girl and she pretends shes happy with someone who's hair is receeding farther back than cupcakes when Ulysses sees them.

When you fuck a girl in the butt so hard you can make her ass big enough so you can stick a cane up her ass then rent a wood chipper and put her through it.