A very white Chinese person (specifically but unless if it has more European continental or Brexit-(ing/ed) British genetics) but specifically takes ultra-White interests like: Indie music, metal music, lack of prudishness, sexuality, intelligence, laziness (because it benefits intelligence hence it echoes "The Big Lebowski"), wears something fit for Whites (specifically who are "hipster(s)" like Dr. Martens, army-esque clothes, being a spy/femme fatale (E.U. fr: espionnes = girl spies), boundless nostalgia, lack of family orientation, witchcraft, being a "goth" and in the "gothic" subculture so does punk and grunge, looking like one (like having the body, skin and height of Charlotte Gainsbourg with the head and eyes of Christina Ricci and lips of the deeply famous Béatrice Dalle) talking crap about politics that are crap, feminism (#MeToo) and more. See also: Worean (or Whorean) and Wapanese (or Whapanese) plus WhEAsian...

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."