A nerd who is truly beyond redemption. The kind of nerd that other nerds make fun of.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Also known as a Tessa, it describes someone who is extermely nerdy. Someone that is more nerdy than a "SuperNerd" but less than a "GigaNerd".

A nerd who surpasses all nerds in terms of nerdyness. This type of nerd has extensive knowledge of many topics, most of them revolving around movies and TV shows. They often have a MASSIVE collection of memorabilia and merchandise in their homes.