The ultimate spew, (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly and simultaneously. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
by The Negro Ninja July 02, 2006
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The status achieved when a student at Utah State University sits on the bronze "Meet The Challenge" bull naked.
by kut17 October 19, 2010
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A cartoon on Newgrounds - one which parodies The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). It is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. I advise you don't watch it, though if you do, you'll bust your ass laughing. Consider yourself warned.
Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...
... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...
... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...
... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...
... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...
... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...
... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
by Amerikaner October 14, 2006
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Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.
"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."
by Timothy Jones March 09, 2006
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The most selfless act one can manage.
An even greater honor than The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
This is when you give your life up so one can keep theirs. A true hero.
An even greater honor than The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
This is when you give your life up so one can keep theirs. A true hero.
The ultimate sacrifice can be performed by:
Taking a bullet for one you love
Shoving them out of the path of an oncoming vehicle in exchange for you being hit
Serving as a human shield in any sort of attack
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A mother will often perform the ultimate sacrifice by instinct
Taking a bullet for one you love
Shoving them out of the path of an oncoming vehicle in exchange for you being hit
Serving as a human shield in any sort of attack
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A mother will often perform the ultimate sacrifice by instinct
by jmnthemchine October 22, 2013
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Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.
by booblover December 14, 2009
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