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The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.
She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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thumb on the cliter, two in the baby spitter, and one in the shitter.
I hope my guy gives me the ultimate shocker tonight. If he does, I'll let him donkey punch me.
by Frelynn October 01, 2006
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