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1. The combination of the words 'Ukulele' and 'Retard', thus making Ukutard.

2. It is someone who plays the ukulele to often and is therefore a retard for doing so.
Steve: "Hey mate, I've heard you strumming away on your ukulele all day, what gives?"
Alan: "I guess you should stop complaining."
Steve: "Shut up you Ukutard."
by Obey Your System December 20, 2010
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
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