A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
by Levilegit October 20, 2018
A move for one man to try on another male, when dude number one is standing with his hands on his knees, dude number two proceeds to make a ring with his arm going between person number one's legs. Dude number two then lifts with his legs, moving his arms up also, this lifts dude number one into the air by his nutsack, much like a forklift...hence the ukranian forklift
"I was tired after my run, then Jordan came up and gave me a Ukrainian Forklift!"
"Alec thourghly enjoys getting the Ukrainian forklift"
"Alec thourghly enjoys getting the Ukrainian forklift"
by Viva-la-man April 10, 2006
by Jamisyn likes poopy May 04, 2019
The men would be in a U position while the girl is ontop of him backwards and on so it would look like a 69 position only shaped U. The ass would be on the guys face while the girl moves her head backwards and licks his penis while gaging yourself.
I did the ukrainian chokehold with my Bff.
by Titious Mcgee June 12, 2009
by Matt Shim March 22, 2009
When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.
Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*
by PussNBoots August 21, 2015
After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.
by Hollarado February 07, 2008