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1 : One who talks excessive amounts of nonsensical shit, none of which is ever based on any verifiable facts.
2 : One who crafts shitty fantasy teams and talks shit as if said team isn't garbage.
"I don't want Dave playing this year, it seems like he gets more and more ukilia every year."
by Jelly Gut September 26, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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