An Ukabong (created by Big Narstie’s Uncle Simon) is a deadly weapon created by wrapping a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock in a sock until you run out of spare socks to create a deadly weapon. Ukabongs can vary, some may have tennis balls, others may contain sharp objects or explosives.

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