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When a woman has a wet dream, and desperately needs the big old salami inside her immediatley to get that uhmpf of an excellent orgasm, so explosive that it leaves her flopping like a fish for five minutes afterwards.........Uhmpf.
Thelma woke up from a deep sleep, dreaming of the cabana boy massaging her erotically, he was sexually enticing her, when she awoke she is laying in her own bed, with her husband sleeping soundly next to her, she could not hold out she wanted it now, was so aroused she had to nail his ass and got that uhmpf that totally satisfied her every need.
by archide January 20, 2014
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020