A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.

Levels of fugliness.

1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly
They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.
by Luther Felonius Gee IV October 15, 2006
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An ugly rummy is when a man is receiving a blow-job from a drunk partner and during deepthroating the partner gags and throws up. The puke adds a warm sensation as the fellatio continues.
Spring break in cancun is a perfect place to get an ugly rummy.
by Flatulent Bastard February 13, 2006
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Something that is ugly to a disgusting or shocking leval, often resulting in someone saying "FUCK" out of suprise
"Hi nice to meat you, my na- HOLLY FUCK! You have a Fuck Ugly hand, what happend there lobster Boy"
by Simins2 December 18, 2008
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A face that is undisputedly ugly and resembles that of a mug or cup.
"You are an ugly mug.. and that is just a normal mug."
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1. n. Someone who is so damn ugly, that you have no words to describe them other than using a non-existent word such as fug, which sounds nice with ugly.

2. adj. Describing a person who is a fug ugly.

Notes: Not to be confused with "fuckin' ugly".

Fugly is also an acceptable synonym.
As a noun:
1. Meet my friend, Allan Fu, more commonly known as fugly or fug ugly.

As an adjective:
2. I just saved you the cost of prescription glasses by not posting a picture of my fug ugly friend.
by SE(x,y) Softie June 23, 2004
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Those shades that guys where to hide there ugly mother fucking faces, but they have a rockin' body & huge cock. Even though they have some ugly face, we still fuck them, we'll just turn the lights off!
"EWWW. did you see that bitch with the ugly blockers?"
"Yeah, but his ass was tight!"
by Buttertoes ;) April 11, 2008
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