The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.
**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...

Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
by ItsInsidium March 22, 2018
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A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.
Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
by BlimeyCunt June 06, 2018
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Ugly Bastards are usually fat, middle age men with certain bodily features that most people find appalling.
This ugly bastard had his way with me, don’t tell anyone.
by Fuck-off-Regis April 14, 2018
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The most horrible thing to ever exist
Jacob: I’ve just been traumatized, I was curious, and decided to add some ugly bastard into the mix.
Bill: dude... I feel so bad for you.
by DaNewb360 March 15, 2018
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Ugly and fat sometime old and sweaty, oily and gross, 60 percent are rich and they got a magical dic* if you got foke you will fall in love with them no matter how ugly they are, mostly appear in Japanese art called hentai.
man... yesterday a random ugly bastard NTR my little sister... now she say she want to marry him... foke...
by Linlix February 21, 2019
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A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!
by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021
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