A piece of shit teacher from a piece of shit school, most likely a drug user. An Ufkin is often rumored to be cheating on his wife, mostly with reading teachers. Ufkin is hated by all. Ufkins can often be seen telling 11-14 year old girls how he froze his sperm and now is unable to have kids. another distinctive trait of an Ufkin is that they cannot tell the difference between syrup and honey, also tells students how he hates his wife.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.