Man 1: "Hey dude, did you see the news earlier?"
Man 2: "No, why?"
Man 1: "There's this guy Ubogin on the news who recently went to jail."
Man 2: "Isn't he that one kid who got abused by Hannah and is a violent sex offender?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but holy shit, that's awful!"
Man 2: "No, why?"
Man 1: "There's this guy Ubogin on the news who recently went to jail."
Man 2: "Isn't he that one kid who got abused by Hannah and is a violent sex offender?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but holy shit, that's awful!"
by totally not hannah!! October 20, 2019
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
Ubogin is the best dog and is hot as fuck catch him on discord.
He loves cookies and loves when you rub his stomach.
He loves cookies and loves when you rub his stomach.
Person 1: "Have you seen that hot ass dog on discord?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah thats Ubogin he is so hot"
Person 2: "Oh yeah thats Ubogin he is so hot"
by Hannah is gay October 21, 2019
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

