A very arrogant and "dumb" person ; The superlative form of "Retard"

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

a person or comment that is beyond outrageous and stupid. Idiotic or ridiculous at a level surpassing anything else.

Differs from retarded as it is not a medical condition, but instead is just an idiotic, childish or other wise stupid comment or action by someone of otherwise "average" intelligence

A person who is levels of magnitude above an uptard.