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When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.
Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...
by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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