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Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.
My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.
by KurtdCobain April 06, 2020
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A frothy mix of semen, lubricants, poop matter and blood after a hardcore homosexual encounter.
I need a towel to wipe all this Ubeja Vontell off of me.
by bdubsy April 15, 2020
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