A little shifty ass He looks like a hobo and is gay. He is nice, but has a small dongle. He is cool, but he goes to TAG. He is smart and eats juicy pears.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.