The third best school in Virginia, behind Virginia Tech and The College of William and Mary. If your grandparents did not attend, and you are not of an ethnic minority chances are unless you give amazing head,or can pay for an admissions letter, chances are you will not get in. Thomas Jefferson didnt even attend you hell hole, and he really isnt your friend (NO MATTER WHAT FACEBOOK SAYS). When you down another school it proves how lame you are...don't be mad that your football team sucks. We love when you wear dresses and high heels because when your dumb drunk asses go falling down on grounds...we laugh our ASSES off. Oh and PS...your girls arent as cute as those Virginia Tech girls. The Lawnies...piss on each other and out of windows...and you call us Hillbillies? (And they are your honor students...cream of what crop?) I am sorry to offend you but lets be honest...Virginia Tech is the one and ONLY number one research university in the state of virginia...that means (if you can handle the math, and you cant pay a calculator) you are not that school. So excuse us while we go to our game and watch our team win in a sweatshirt and jeans...oh yeah and we are still hotter than you :)
Kid 1: Where do you go to school
Kid 2: I am the biggest fucking loser on the planet, I had to go to UVA or my dad said he would rape me, and take away my sweet polo collection
How many UVAers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the cell phone and the other to cry to daddy asking how to fix it.
Kid 2: I am the biggest fucking loser on the planet, I had to go to UVA or my dad said he would rape me, and take away my sweet polo collection
How many UVAers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the cell phone and the other to cry to daddy asking how to fix it.
by P A U L October 3, 2006
A public school, enough said. Where wannabe elites go that cant get into a true institution. far to hard to get into for a public school. A haven for fake preps and people who believe that they are better than just because they go to UVA. For a true education go to a private school, they dont have to put up with affirmative action bullshit and they quality of education is better. I went to UVA for 2 years so im not a hater just because i couldnt get in.
by Old Southern Money August 21, 2006
The most prestigious University in Virginia. Recruits top students from not only across the nation, but also around the world. The girls are ridiculously sexy and have unlimited access to their daddy's credit cards. The boys are all southern gentlemen who went to prep schools and will inherit absurd amounts of money on top of their 7-8 digit incomes...right out of college. Jeans should not be worn unless they are over $200, handbags must be at least $500; don't try the fakes because everyone at this university is cultured enough to know the difference. Girls deck themselves in diamonds and pearls; guys in Gucci loafers and Vineyard Vines ties. Frats and srats are amazing and definitely a sign of status. UVA students love drinking, hooking up, strutting down the Corner, laying out on the Quad, and staying incredibly good looking and fit. The most amazing school EVER!
(walking through grounds): I'm a second year at the University of Virginia.
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*
by SororitySnob November 7, 2006
The most prestigious University in Virginia. Recruits top students from not only across the nation, but also around the world. The girls are ridiculously sexy and have unlimited access to their daddy's credit cards. The boys are all southern gentlemen who went to prep schools and will inherit absurd amounts of money on top of their 7-8 digit incomes...right out of college. Jeans should not be worn unless they are over $200, handbags must be at least $500; don't try the fakes because everyone at this university is cultured enough to know the difference. Girls deck themselves in diamonds and pearls; guys in Gucci loafers and Vineyard Vines ties. Frats and srats are amazing and definitely a sign of status. UVA students love drinking, hooking up, strutting down the Corner, laying out on the Quad, and staying incredibly good looking and fit. The most amazing school EVER!
(walking through grounds): I'm a second year at the University of Virginia.
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*
sketchy townie who all UVA students make fun of: *can't speak, just in awe*
by UVASororitySnob February 9, 2006
Setting, Middle School Dance
Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!
Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...
Person 1 leaves...
Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!
Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!
Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...
Person 1 leaves...
Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!
by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019
a college filled with ultimate, spoiled, pompous assholes, who never worked a day in their lives, who refer to dead prez Thomas J. as "TJ" and call him their best friend, and who swear everyone who isn't at their college regrets not being there.
normal person: so how was your weekend?
uva ass: well TJ and I spent our weekend at the dog show, then we went shopping for new shirts...we must keep the collars popped. Ha. Ha. I am done laughing.
normal person: wtf??
uva ass: ohh silly goose, you wouldn't understand, it is a uva thing.
uva ass: well TJ and I spent our weekend at the dog show, then we went shopping for new shirts...we must keep the collars popped. Ha. Ha. I am done laughing.
normal person: wtf??
uva ass: ohh silly goose, you wouldn't understand, it is a uva thing.
by someone777 July 21, 2005
by Caswwww July 11, 2006